I am a stand-up comedian and I've been performing at comedy clubs, colleges, and other places since, I don't know, sometime during Bush's first term (I mean the younger Bush when his dad was President I was ten and not very funny). And when I say other places, I just mean that over the years I've done some shows that weren't at clubs. Okay, full disclosure: I did a show at a mental hospital once (no joke). And another time I did a show in a cafeteria for three hundred bikers. (Bikers, not dollars.) I guess my point is, I like doing the clubs and colleges better.
Also, just a bit of personal background on me: I was captain of the tennis team in high school (third singles, second doubles), I used to DJ weddings and bar mitzvahs in the late '90s (at the height of the Boy Band Era), and I never maintained a relationship with a girl longer than an "American Idol" season until I was 29 years old (thank you, Match.com).
Oh yeah, about my act. I don't know, it's funny. That's usually my answer when I'm at a party or something and somebody asks me what my act is like. Okay, that's kind of a lie. I used to go to a lot more parties, but then all of my friends started having kids and the only parties they throw now suck.
Anyway, when I'm not performing, I enjoy beef jerky, listening to music, using parentheses, and being one of the last white guys who still follows pro basketball. I think that just about covers everything.
--Pat
Also, just a bit of personal background on me: I was captain of the tennis team in high school (third singles, second doubles), I used to DJ weddings and bar mitzvahs in the late '90s (at the height of the Boy Band Era), and I never maintained a relationship with a girl longer than an "American Idol" season until I was 29 years old (thank you, Match.com).
Oh yeah, about my act. I don't know, it's funny. That's usually my answer when I'm at a party or something and somebody asks me what my act is like. Okay, that's kind of a lie. I used to go to a lot more parties, but then all of my friends started having kids and the only parties they throw now suck.
Anyway, when I'm not performing, I enjoy beef jerky, listening to music, using parentheses, and being one of the last white guys who still follows pro basketball. I think that just about covers everything.
--Pat
